My 2 Things (Naughty Naughty Version)

Used to sing this naughty cute song when I was younger!

Happen to chance upon it and decided to bookmark it, and share it with friends of BooksAvenue.

Should be easy to figure out the rhyme 🙂

Here it goes:

When I was a little cute boy

My grandmother bought me a little toy

2 Silver bells hanging on a string

And I call it My 2 Things

Chorus

My 2 Things

My 2 Things

Do you want to play with My 2 Things?

My 2 Things

My 2 Things

I want you to play with My 2 Things

Then mummy took me to a school

They tried to teach me the Golden Rule

But when the choir would stand and sing

I’d sit there and play with My 2 Things

(chorus)

Once I was climbing the garden wall,

I slipped and had a terrible fall

I fell so hard I heard birds ring,

But held on to My 2 Things

(chorus)

I remember the girl next door,

We used to play House on the kitchen floor.
I’d play King, she plays Queen.

And we will play with My 2 Things

(chorus)

This here song it ain’t so sad

The cutest little song you ever had

Those of you who will not sing

You must be playing with your 2 things!